男人很難取悅!!

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 22-11-200511:42 pm#1



Men Are Hard To Pleased
男人很難取悅!!

The problems with GUYS:
男人的問題是:
If U TREAT him nicely, he says U are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳對他好,他說妳愛上他了.

If U Don't, he says U are PROUD.
對他不好,他說妳驕傲.

If U DRESS Nicely, he says U are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮,他說你企圖誘惑他.

If U Don't, he says U are from KAMPONG.
如果不,他說妳是鄉下來的

If U ARGUE with him, he says U are STUBBORN;
如果跟他理論,他說妳固執

If U keep QUIET, he says U have no BRAINS.
如果妳沈默,他說妳沒大腦!

If U are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聰明,他沒面子

If he's Smarter than U, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聰明,他很棒!

If U don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS U;
如果妳不愛他,他想擁有妳

If U Love him, he will try to LEAVE U.(very true huh?)
如果妳愛他,他試著離開妳.

If U tell him your PROBLEM, he says U are TROUBLE SOME;
如果妳告訴他妳的問題,他說妳麻煩

If U don't, he says that U don't TRUST him.
如果不,他說妳不信任他

If U SCOLD him, U are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳罵他,妳好像他奶媽

If he SCOLDS U, it is because he CARES for U.
如果他罵妳,是表示他“關心”妳

If U BREAK your PROMISE, U Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳沒有守承諾,妳是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承諾,他是不得以的

If U SMOKE, U are BAD girl;
如果妳吸煙,妳是壞女人

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.
如果他吸煙,他是紳士

If U do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考試成績好,他說是運氣

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好,他說是實力!

If U HURT him, U are CRUEL;
如果妳傷害他,表示妳很殘忍

If he HURTS U, U are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他傷害妳,表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅!

If U send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄這文章給男生,他們會發誓以上是不正確的..
金水姐姐 25-11-200510:10 pm#2



mail比男or女,都係最尾果句
 25-11-200510:52 pm#3



呵呵...同意
如三秋兮 25-11-200510:53 pm#4



女都會咩?
金水姐姐 26-11-200512:50 am#5



D意思change一下就可以啦,人人都想人對自己好啦
如三秋兮 26-11-200511:41 am#6



又係既...
金水姐姐 26-11-200510:42 pm#7



如三秋兮 26-11-200510:54 pm#8



Women Are Hard To Pleased
女人很難取悅!!

The problems with WOMEN:
女人的問題是:
If U TREAT her nicely, she says U are IN LOVE with her;
如果你對她好,她說你愛上她了.

If U Don't, she says U are PROUD.
對她不好,她說你驕傲.

If U DRESS Nicely, she says U are trying to LURE her;
如果你穿得很漂亮,她說你企圖誘惑她.

If U Don't, she says U are from KAMPONG.
如果不,她說你是鄉下來的

If U ARGUE with her, she says U are STUBBORN;
如果跟她理論,她說你固執

If U keep QUIET, she says U have no BRAINS.
如果你沈默,她說你沒大腦!

If U are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
如果你比她聰明,她沒面子

If she's Smarter than U, she is GREAT.
如果她比你聰明,她很棒!

If U don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS U;
如果你不愛她,她想擁有你

If U Love her, she will try to LEAVE U.(very true huh?)
如果你愛她,她試著離開你.

If U tell her your PROBLEM, she says U are TROUBLE SOME;
如果你告訴她你的問題,她說你麻煩

If U don't, she says that U don't TRUST her.
如果不,她說你不信任她

If U SCOLD her, U are like a NANNY to her;
如果你罵她,你好像她奶媽

If she SCOLDS U, it is because she CARES for U.
如果她罵你,是表示她“關心”你

If U BREAK your PROMISE, U Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果你沒有守承諾,你是不可信的人

If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
如果她不守承諾,她是不得以的

If U SMOKE, U are BAD guy;
如果你吸煙,妳是壞男人

If she SMOKES, she is LADY.
如果她吸煙,她是女士

If U do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
如果你考試成績好,她說是運氣

If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果她考得好,她說是實力!

If U HURT her, U are CRUEL;
如果你傷害她,表示你很殘忍

If she HURTS U, U are too SENSITIVE!!
如果她傷害你,表示你太敏感而且太難取悅!

If U send this to women, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄這文章給女生,他們會發誓以上是不正確的..
係唔係咁樣
金水姐姐 26-11-200510:59 pm#9



haha
如三秋兮 26-11-200511:06 pm#10



幾好呀...
兩篇都唔錯
金水姐姐 27-11-200501:14 am#11



如三秋兮 27-11-200503:35 pm#12



又咁既樣....
你唔覺得咩=.=
金水姐姐 27-11-200510:24 pm#13



ok la,大家都係人~呢d都係講人性一部份
 28-11-200511:23 pm#14



好棒啊!找到另一篇...不錯唷
金水姐姐 29-11-200512:09 am#15



生抽見到實好開心
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